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*Bonjour. *Oui, *je *suis *parler *français
ok congratulations u missed the joke good job
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IS NEMO GOING TO BE A SASSY REBELLIOUS TEENAGER
“no dad you don’t understand me”
nemo
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why does no one talk about the movie Sky High
Speaking as a vegetarian, I am aware that tumblr hates vegetarians.
So…
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it says “the” tWICE
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when boys sweep their hair out of their eyes ♥
Dead.
I tried, I really did try to scroll past this.
I tried too. It didn’t work.
did ur scroller break
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one time I took nudes and my hamster died the day after, coincidence? or god’s way of punishing me for being a sinful slut? you be the judge
where are the nudes
can u please be a little bit more sensitive my hamster died
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statue of liberty. 127 years young. catholic. i love to read by candlelight lol (: im really tall for my age but i hit puberty early haha (: anything else just ask <3 (;
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what if bodies just had random errors like computers do
you go to receive your starbucks coffee and accidentally punch the barrista in the face then shit on the floor
What kind of fucking computer errors are you getting?
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