May 23rd, 2013 at 11:52AM

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO

WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED

DON’T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO

i just threw up

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May 16th, 2013 at 11:30PM

kingchemistry:

In California, we don’t say “i love you”, we say “Beach beach HOLLYWOOD valley girl GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE socal norcal” which roughly translates too “ur welcome for the In-and-Out, fucktrucks” i think that’s really beautiful

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May 12th, 2013 at 12:00PM
rpgmaker: thatbatterisaspy: hairandbeardkommando: punks not dead Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species. punks almost dead

rpgmaker:

thatbatterisaspy:

hairandbeardkommando:

punks not dead

Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species.

punks almost dead

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May 11th, 2013 at 9:44PM

how to pay bills

itsvondell:

  1. get bill
  2. ??????????
  3. i have to pay the?? money
  4. get th money
  5. >???? where do i put it

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May 5th, 2013 at 11:48PM

mikerowsoft:

heres a video of me making better music than skrillex

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May 5th, 2013 at 11:47PM
lolzpicx: I hate when this happens

lolzpicx:

I hate when this happens

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May 5th, 2013 at 11:46PM

What your kids are really texting!

aduhm:

lol - laughing out loud

yrmoccfsr - you remind me of cottage cheese for some reason

dytkdwbmiisidlsoat - do you think Kirsten Dunst would be mad if I said I didn’t like Spiderman One and Two?

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May 5th, 2013 at 11:44PM
xdroox: “In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”

xdroox:

“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”

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May 1st, 2013 at 10:52PM

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May 1st, 2013 at 8:45PM

googlehomie:

we are irrelevant beings situated on a small piece of rock and metal in an endless universe revolving around an expanding star that will eventually engulf us in flame and destroy us all if we aren’t already dead by then and you want me to calculate the hypotenuse of a triangle?????????

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